I can’t believe I have to say this, but ladies please don’t put crystal eggs in your vaginas. (Cleveland Clinic)
Enjoy Larry David’s impersonation of my son watching me try on dresses at Bloomingdales.
Larry David not feeling NYFW 🤣 pic.twitter.com/9mefBEF3iJ
— Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids) September 13, 2021
Facebook is at that age where it doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks of it and is cool being just creepy and weird. (Buzzfeed)
Rapper Dan Sur has gold chains in his head instead of hair. It’s crazy but he never has to buy shampoo again so who’s the real weirdo here? Still him. (The Jasmine Brand)
Castello de Vezio is a castle located in Northern Italy where tourists use chalk to create these beautiful ghost sculptures. Of all the weird things tourists do abroad, I prefer this. (Street Art Utopia)
I wish I was as committed to something as this guy is to this Grampa Simpson quote he tattooed on his leg.
— JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUΔL³³°¹ (@th3j35t3r) September 10, 2021
Say goodbye to your loved ones because there are 61 new video games that deserve your time and attention more. (The Gist)
In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, Mattel has launched a Celia Cruz and Julia Alvarez Barbie doll. (Remezcla)
Are you tired of multitasking? Presenting, Pretzel beer. (Nerdist)
It’s A Wonderful Life
A Spanish bishop who supported conversion therapy and performed exorcisms has left the church after falling in love with Satanic erotic fiction writer Silvia Caballol. (New York Post)
On a different note, this Virgin Mary shark gave birth while in an all-female tank. You win some, you lose some to satanic erotica. (Live Science)
Much-overdue Janet Jackson documentary is coming to A&E and Lifetime in January. (Pitchfork)
Here’s a Janet Jackson playlist to cover all the moods. (Plex)
What’s funnier than Norm McDonald’s moth joke is the story behind it.
May we all be as resilient as this sunflower in the face of hardship. Amen. (TikTok)
As if candy corn isn’t bad enough in its original form (fight me), it now comes in turkey dinner flavor. (Delish)
Architect and designer Frank Gehry is back on his bullshit with this 11,000 stainless steel panel form-shifting tower in France. (My Modern Met)
The podcast Every Horror Movie on Netflix is exactly what it sounds like. Review of every horror movie on Netflix in alphabetical order. Not like any of us have anywhere to be. (Plex)
Take this quick quiz to learn where your next vacation destination should be and then stay at home because you’re broke and there’s a pandemic. (Thrillist)
If your quiz says you’re Norway bound, hit up this “vacation” cabin where a witch will definitely bake you in the oven after she feeds you organic non-GMO gluten-free porridge. (Rarestays)
The one good thing that came from Mulaney and Tendler’s divorce is her depressingly beautiful art series, Rooms in the First House, which is going up for sale at The Other Art Fair in Los Angeles this month. (Instagram)
A deep and necessary dive into what the Godfather sandwich is and isn’t. (Taste Cooking)
This strip club Halloween display is inspiring. (TikTok)
This new Iranian thriller Zalava takes place in a Kurdish in town in 1978 where science and superstition clash. You know, like today in America. (Variety)
You’ve Got Mail definitely ends with Kathleen reading a children’s book in the nook of Joe Fox’s mega bookstore and you can’t convince me otherwise with your facts and reliable sources, Dustin. Nice try. (Pajiba)
This cooler is produced from recycled coconut husks so the Earth doesn’t have to burn to the ground just so you can keep your White Claws cool. (Core 77)
Season 3 of You premiers October 15 and the trailer alone is making my marriage look boring af. We really need to take up murdering or something to keep this marriage alive.
Not sure what kind of mobile game The Office is but I hope there’s a run-Jim-Halpert-over option. (The Hollywood Reporter)
This is wrong. The robot is clearly Finch. Tom Hanks is Jeff or something. pic.twitter.com/gx0WNPKext
— Ben Joseph (@jenboseph) September 16, 2021
Amazon is going to pay college tuition for some warehouse employees starting in January and they are going to be very smug and proud of themselves for doing the minimum. (Engadget)
Protip: just be lazy and buy the challah like a normal person for this French toast recipe. (TikTok)
I’ll go as far as buying my brother a 15 dollar birthday cake from a local grocery store. I hope he never sees what this sister did for her brother and start having expectations.
She was promising her brother a Power Rangers party since he was 5. She finally threw it for him for his 21st. pic.twitter.com/4TAVJHCDpP
— Yori (@AnAmazingFeat) September 13, 2021