For the last 15 months, we’ve all been planning what we’ll do when the pandemic is over. Take all the trips. Hug all the people. Frolic and cavort at a level that the planet has never seen. But no matter where we go or what we’ll do after our COVID vaccine is fully activated, we’ll need something to wear. And after 15 months sitting in front of the computer, we might need a little help picking out something nice, and appropriate, to wear. So, here are 20 outfit ideas for your first post-vaccine frolic-fest.
1.Queen Hippolyta, Wonder Woman
In case you need some fly body armor to make you feel more protected. Match your mask to your headband.
2. Trinity, The Matrix Reloaded
Shiny clothes are festive, don’t you know? In case you’re at a barbecue, you can wipe the potato salad off your latex suit very easily.
3. Bernadette, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
In these pretty colors, you’ll look like a spring flower with built-in social distancing.
4. Archie Clayton, Last Vegas
Show them that you’ve still got class and style… and a cravat that doubles as a face mask.
5. Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Fuck all your social niceties, fam, this is the real me.
6. Arthur Fleck, Joker
You may know how to coordinate your clothing, but you’ve completely forgotten how to interact with actual people.
7. Jay Gatsby, The Great Gatsby (2013)
How to say “I bought BTC at $1” without saying it.
8. Lola, Kinky Boots (2005)
Hair, hands, hips, heels. No matter your gender, this outfit was made to party.
9. General Leia Organa, The Last Jedi
When you want to tell your friends that, even though they haven’t seen you in a while, you’re still fierce AF.
10. Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City
“Have I told you yet about my Peloton workout?”
11. Lily Aldrin, How I Met Your Mother
Just wear your regular outfit, but don’t wear underwear. Not even slightly.
12. Monica Geller, Friends
You’re a retro kind of girl, but you need your falsies to bring all the boys to the yard after 15 months of celibacy.
13. Edina Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous (2016)
Just like the caftans you’ve been wearing at home.
14. Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything
T-shirt: check. Elastic waisted pants: check. Creepy, asocial re-integration to society: check.
15. Jack Butler, Mr. Mom
“You’re the first adults I’ve spoken to all year.”
16. Rachel Chu, Crazy Rich Asians
You got your shit together during the pandemic, and you want everyone to know it.
17. Kim MacAfee, Bye Bye Birdie
Pants are still overrated.
18. Ramonda, Black Panther
You’re a frontline worker, and you deserve to be treated like the queen you are.
19. Grizabella, Cats (2019)
Because you may have spent too much time with Mr. Whiskers this year.
20. Holly Golightly, Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Because, no matter what’s going on in the world, or in you, the Little Black Dress will make everything look better.
