I’ve talked before about how reassuring it is to have Harrison Ford as the President of the United States. And I feel like the recent news about casting for the fifth Indiana Jones movie gives me an excuse to do it again!
What I mean by that is that I want to post pictures of my first crush and so I’m going to use this flimsy excuse to do it. I should clarify that Harrison Ford himself, while very impressive with the flying around and only sometimes crashing and the dressing up in ridiculous Halloween costumes while still being a curmudgeon and all that, would probably not be as great a president as President James Marshall in Air Force One.
BUT. His characters would, collectively, rock it.
He cleans up nice.
He’s good in a crisis.
Oh, I mean, most of the time!
He pushes people to do their best.
He gives the people what they want.
Did I mention he cleans up nice?
And he already knows how to play a president, so he’s halfway there!
Okay, a quarter of the way. Whatever, he’s taken a single step in that direction. Listen, if naked bongo drums dude Matthew McConaughey can be a governor, Harrison Ford can damn well be president.