H&M launched a home line with Diane von Furstenberg and I cannot wait to waste my time and money shopping for things I don’t need. By which I mean I’ll go to H&M and buy normal stuff instead. (Vogue)
Fearless (Taylor’s Version) is featured on Tidal and everything we dreamed it would be. It’s a slightly different take than the original, and if you listen closely, you can hear the sweet sound of Scooter Braun crying. (Tidal)
For some mysterious reason, scientists want to preserve life, so as a “modern global insurance policy,” they are sending 6.7 million genetic samples, including male sperm, to the moon in a vault. Hopefully not Scooter Braun’s. (The Mary Sue)
The genius of this video game microwave is mind-blowing. Please engineer mine to play SNL skits while I heat up my leftovers from a week ago. (Wired)
A Guess Who? game show adaptation is in the works and honestly it’s about time. (The Wrap)
Why isn’t there an Oscar category for best casting? (IGN)
Amber Share designed these posters for national parks based on visitors’ bad reviews and they are amazing. (My Modern Met)
Daniel and Jorge Explain the Universe is a helpful podcast for parents (ahem ahem me) who are constantly saying “let’s Google it” to every question their kid has. (Plex Podcasts)
This brownie recipe guide is even more important (and easier) than the perfect chocolate chip cookie recipe. I said what I said. (Food Network)
Behold, the greatest TV news: Kate McKinnon is going to play Carole Baskin in the “Joe Exotic” series. (NBC)
The ’90s are back! (Were they ever gone though?) Check out this ’90s TV hub! (Plex)
This is worth a try, especially if you spend your day doomscrolling and need to forget what you’ve read or seen. (Vice)
More Borat footage to cringe binge on. (Pajiba)
Louis Vuitton made this airplane bag and it’s going for just a hair under $40k. Right in time for Mother’s Day, guys. (Travel + Leisure)
It’s bad enough you’re serving salad. At least have good dressing. Here’s an eleven-minute video on the basics of a good vinaigrette. Spoiler: it’s three parts oil, one part vinegar. (The New Yorker)
What jeans are in style? That was a trick question. Obviously the ones that fit you are in style. But here’s a thorough guide in case you’re curious what this world is coming to. (Slate)
Bob Ross is everywhere. I’m not even going to list all the items his face is on, but remember Fun Dip? There’s a Bob Ross version. If you never got into meditation but still need to find means to relax and work on your mental health, watch him paint his happy little trees; check out The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross. (Plex)
I hate to be a buzzkill but your weed might not always be great for the environment. (Inhabitat)
On that note, check out this cannabis honey baklava recipe:
If you’re more into watching other people cook while you hypothetically mutter “I can totally do that,” check out Tastemade! (Plex Live TV)
