Nicolas Cage’s Pig, Hunter Drones, Rocket Penis, and Other Rabbit Holes

Skating is in the Olympics now and this is a good time to get to know Nyjah Huston and his tattoos. (GQ)

An Indian man with 39 wives died recently, leaving behind 94 children. Meanwhile you can’t keep one plant alive. (Reuters)

Some people have serious doubts about whether this unreleased Tupac poem Jada Pinkett Smith shared is real. I’m gonna need to see receipts. (Rolling Stone)

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Seriously guys, who kidnapped Nicolas Cage’s pig? Don’t make me watch this whole movie to find out. (ET Canada)

This is a squirrel-feeding machine set off by a… squirrel. Time well spent.

Ziwe is developing a new Amazon series called Nigerian Princess, and I’m into it. (Variety)

Human+Nature is the latest exhibition in Illinois by South African artist Daniel Popper, and it is majestic. (My Modern Met)

Scientists are at it again. They’re teaching drones to help hunt down screams. (The Washington Post)

Traveling is back! Add these places to your bucket list. (Travel + Leisure)

Can’t get enough of the “Anakin and Padme/’for the better, right?'” memes? Look no further. (Pajiba)

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Untraditional grilled meat falafels. (TikTok)

Freeway is “a twisted take on ‘Little Red Riding Hood'” if you’re into that kind of thing, which I am. (Plex)

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Seinfeld is leaving Hulu on June 23rd. Which means I have a few days to start/finish watching it for the first time. (Vulture)

Dua Lipa sampled White Town’s “Your Woman” and it’s hard waiting for the chorus that never comes. (TikTok)

The CAGcast (Cheap Ass Gamer) podcast is the “official podcast of the video game shopping community.” Word is the hosts barely ever talk about themselves and get to the point. That’s nice. (Plex)

24 minutes of Elizabeth Olsen having a blast eating hot wings.

I thought you made homemade chocolate bars by melting chocolate and turning it into squares. This is the real deal with the cocoa plant. (TikTok)

Thanks to the success of Loki, all future Disney+ original series will be released on Wednesdays. (Engadget)

The Tastemade Live channel on Plex is honestly the most soothing companion. Trust me. (Plex)

Behold, Jeff Bezos’s giant penis rocket. In his defense, what rocket isn’t shaped like a penis? (Boing Boing)