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Name That Flick: Zoe Saldana Edition

I was kicking around looking for a movie for this week and I stumbled upon a film that has one of the most beautiful casts ever assembled. When I saw the list I had to fan my face a bit. Now: I’ll warn you that it’s a smidge dude-heavy, but the dudes. My goodness!

For now we’ll start with Zoe Saldana. I’ve always imagined that in a far far future world where we can upload our consciousness into any shell we want, à la Altered Carbon, lots of people would pick Zoe Saldana.

And Cam Newton.

Cam Newton is not in this movie, I just think many people would like to have a perfect smile & physique. 6’5″. 245 lbs. Someone call an ambulance, because I’m gonna faint.

Just thirst. But back to the matter at hand!

Actually, one more.

Be still my beating heart. That’s lean muscle. Whew! Okay then. Zoe Saldana is in this movie, Cam Newton isn’t. Here’s the next actor.

Michael Ealy, owner of some of the best eyes in Hollywood.

Let’s add Matt Dillon to the cast. No confirmation as to whether or not he points at reptiles in this particular movie.

Anyone know the film yet? Okay, a couple more clues.

Hayden Christensen. You can say you didn’t like his Anakin. You can’t say he ain’t purty.

And Paul Walker. (R.I.P. you beautiful man. Always, always bums me out that he’s gone.) I remember seeing him for the first time when he pulled up in that car in Pleasantville and I thought “is this the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen?” And it was in black and white! I miss him in black and white and color and every other way. He was a delight.

And lastly, as if that wasn’t enough eye candy in one movie… Idris Elba.

Just effortless, smoldering hotness. That deserves one more.

And the flick is…

Takers. “A group of bank robbers find their multi-million dollar plan interrupted by a hard-boiled detective.”

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